BTC | USD - The Crypto Rodeo with PipGuard
Hello, fellow financial misfits! Already regretting not closing your trade when you were in profit? Don’t worry, you’re in excellent company.
Before we dive in, let’s get one thing straight: if my analysis is saving you from ending up like FTX, then do yourself a favor—drop a boost, follow me, and leave a comment!
🚀 LET’S GO:
- Analysis to compare with the previous one that gave us a sweet 6K move, from 82K to 76K. Well done, colleagues! No Ferraris this time either, but at least you won’t have to sell your cat to cover your margin call. 🐱💸
CURRENT SITUATION: THE MARKET CIRCUS
Here we are, fresh update just for you, because I know that without my guidance, you’re staring at your charts like a confused goldfish. 🐟
Meanwhile, while Bitcoin figures out whether to go up, down, or just mess with us all, the real world keeps delivering its fair share of nonsense. Trump (a.k.a. the blond guy with a ramen wig) 🍜 is still keeping us entertained, while geopolitics is tangled up like a pair of earphones in your pocket.
And now, get this: Russia is using Bitcoin to trade oil with China and India.
🔹 Mother Russia’s Trick:
1. China and India pay for oil in yuan or rupees.
2. Everything gets converted into Bitcoin and other cryptos.
3. Russia cashes in and smirks while sipping vodka. 🍷😏
Meanwhile, we’re stuck dealing with KYC, banks blocking our withdrawals, and regulations changing every five minutes, while Putin is out here trading like a Wall Street shark. And us? Just trying not to get wrecked by the market.
TECHNICAL ANALYSIS - BITCOIN’S MAZE
📈 General trend: Still bullish, but with the emotional stability of a trader on 50x leverage in a pump & dump. 🎢
📌 Current price: 83K
📌 Key level: 84K, possible bearish rejection.
📌 Warning! It might push up to 87-86K to grab liquidity before pulling a textbook dump.
📌 Fun fact: If it closes above 87K on a higher timeframe, we could see a bullish reversal signal. Otherwise, grab your helmet, because we’re going down. 🪂
PRICE TARGETS
📉 Bearish targets:
1. 80.140K
2. 76.600K
3. 74.000K
4. 70.000K
5. 66.000K (if we hit this, light a candle for crypto) 🔥
📈 Bullish targets:
1. 86.700K
2. 89.000K
3. 92.000K
4. 95.000K
5. 102.000K (if we get there, big party and we all buy a Lambo… toy version) 🚗
If you enjoyed this analysis, support PipGuard, because financial information served with sarcasm and expertise is the only kind worth reading. Follow, boost, and comment, or I’ll send you a chart with invisible candles on a white background. 🎭
Until next time, may volatility be with you!
PipGuard 🚀
Hello, fellow financial misfits! Already regretting not closing your trade when you were in profit? Don’t worry, you’re in excellent company.
Before we dive in, let’s get one thing straight: if my analysis is saving you from ending up like FTX, then do yourself a favor—drop a boost, follow me, and leave a comment!
🚀 LET’S GO:
- Analysis to compare with the previous one that gave us a sweet 6K move, from 82K to 76K. Well done, colleagues! No Ferraris this time either, but at least you won’t have to sell your cat to cover your margin call. 🐱💸
CURRENT SITUATION: THE MARKET CIRCUS
Here we are, fresh update just for you, because I know that without my guidance, you’re staring at your charts like a confused goldfish. 🐟
Meanwhile, while Bitcoin figures out whether to go up, down, or just mess with us all, the real world keeps delivering its fair share of nonsense. Trump (a.k.a. the blond guy with a ramen wig) 🍜 is still keeping us entertained, while geopolitics is tangled up like a pair of earphones in your pocket.
And now, get this: Russia is using Bitcoin to trade oil with China and India.
🔹 Mother Russia’s Trick:
1. China and India pay for oil in yuan or rupees.
2. Everything gets converted into Bitcoin and other cryptos.
3. Russia cashes in and smirks while sipping vodka. 🍷😏
Meanwhile, we’re stuck dealing with KYC, banks blocking our withdrawals, and regulations changing every five minutes, while Putin is out here trading like a Wall Street shark. And us? Just trying not to get wrecked by the market.
TECHNICAL ANALYSIS - BITCOIN’S MAZE
📈 General trend: Still bullish, but with the emotional stability of a trader on 50x leverage in a pump & dump. 🎢
📌 Current price: 83K
📌 Key level: 84K, possible bearish rejection.
📌 Warning! It might push up to 87-86K to grab liquidity before pulling a textbook dump.
📌 Fun fact: If it closes above 87K on a higher timeframe, we could see a bullish reversal signal. Otherwise, grab your helmet, because we’re going down. 🪂
PRICE TARGETS
📉 Bearish targets:
1. 80.140K
2. 76.600K
3. 74.000K
4. 70.000K
5. 66.000K (if we hit this, light a candle for crypto) 🔥
📈 Bullish targets:
1. 86.700K
2. 89.000K
3. 92.000K
4. 95.000K
5. 102.000K (if we get there, big party and we all buy a Lambo… toy version) 🚗
If you enjoyed this analysis, support PipGuard, because financial information served with sarcasm and expertise is the only kind worth reading. Follow, boost, and comment, or I’ll send you a chart with invisible candles on a white background. 🎭
Until next time, may volatility be with you!
PipGuard 🚀
Remember, my friend, that in the end, the important thing is risk management.
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Remember, my friend, that in the end, the important thing is risk management.
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Disclaimer
The information and publications are not meant to be, and do not constitute, financial, investment, trading, or other types of advice or recommendations supplied or endorsed by TradingView. Read more in the Terms of Use.